why is it so hard to get the truth now a days?
Holy crap! Just take the compliment!
Q_Q I left my pencil case in my bio class, what if some grade 8 steals it? I’d lose all my awesome pens/pencils?
I don't know you...
SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OPEN MY PENCIL CASE AND START PLAYING WITH MY SHIT? DO YOU THERE’S THIS LITTLE THING, IT’S CALLED RESPECT BITCH! YOU DON’T SEE ME GOING TO YOUR DESK AND PLAYING WITH YOUR SHIT. WHY WOULD YOU STICK MY STICKY-NOTES ALL OVER THE WALL AND PLAY WITH MY LEAD BOX? HOLY FUCK.
I was really pissed today. And when Stanley was telling me what we were doing in English, freaking Patrick butted into the convo and pretended like he was par tof it. Seriously man? Why the fuck would you just worm your way into other people’s conversations? I had had enough. I was holding it back, but today just wasn’t the day to fuck with me. I finally bitched at him. And it felt...
"Instead of schools having to hold bake sales to...
….what.the.fuck. yes it’s sad that the public education system is so underfunded, but do you people have any idea what would happen if the military did have to do that? well we’d probably end up as a colony of China or some shit. The military exists to provide security to out country, and although public education is seriously underfunded, taking that money out of the military...
Holy Fuck, I’m trying to organize a day that everyone can make, but all you bitches are really starting to ge ton my nerves. If you can’t make it, then tell me the day we plan! Don’t fucking tell me the day before with a lame excuse. When I ask everyone for ideas on where to practice, don’t just fucking type “not my place” Holy mother of all that is holy. Do you...
Lesson of the day:
Don’t have sex, cause you’ll get pregnant and die.
I wish you’d tell me more. I wish you would stop ignoring me all the time and really talk to me one day. Not texting, not MSN, but in person. Face to face, just me and you and no one else. But the chances of that happening are close to nothing. So I don’t know why I’m even typing this out. :/
On this generation~
Everyone (including myself) always blames people for all their problems. Failed a test? LET’S BLAME THE TEACHER! People dislike you? LET’S BLAME EVERYONE ELSE!!! People need to realize that sometimes, these situations are out own fault. When you fail a test, it’s because you didn’t study, not because of the teacher. When people dislike you, it’s not because...
On Bad Drivers~
One of the most important things you learn when you start driving is to pull over whenever an emergency vehicle goes by with its sirens on. It pisses me off when people continue to drive and don’t pull over. >:/ they should make way for the ambulance/fire truck/ police car so they can do their jobs. Ironic thing is, I’m pretty sure the people who get in the way of emergency vehicles...
I hate keeping all of this inside. I hate not shouting all of this. I hate not being able to tell anyone because they’ll think I’m a horrible person. I hate all of this.
It really makes me sad when a girl, who is naturally pretty and cute, goes and puts make up on. I just feel depressed when this happens, they were already beautiful, and whenever I looked at them, I automatically focused on their amazing eyes, now I can only see the layers of make-up and feel my mood plummet. I’d rather someone with natural beauty, not a barbie doll. I’m not mad,...
On my mother~
I am doing my homework! I’m trying to keep my grades up and it’d be wonderful if you would stop bitching at me about not playing piano! Stop sighing like I’m lying to you whenever I tell you i’m doing hw!
Two earphones in: Do not fucking talk to me One earphone in: go ahead, talk to me.
Dear potato chip companies, I paid money for a full bag of delicious crispy chips, not a bag of air with a few chips. Sincerely, everyone.
Wall post: I like kids
I like kids. There I said it. But before you all start calling me a pedo, hear me out. I don`t like kids in that way. I like kids for all the other reasons. I love playing with them, watching them take their first steps and laugh. I love to watch them grow, to hear their first words and watch them cram food into their mouths (and 90% of it everywhere else). All the little things, even their...
I have a close friend, and he’s super cool. But he is also super annoying. Sometimes when I greet him, he’ll reply by calling me a loser and slapping me…. Calling me loser was already kind of bad enough, but slapping me really pisses me off. I really want to punch him in the face after, but I’m too nice. >:(
On Vancouver Weather~
Vancouver, I love you and all. You’re a great city and I love it here. I feel safe and the people are great. But please stop messing with me! T^T It’s March 13, and you gave us a freaking blizzard in the morning and now it’s sunny. Please make up your mind.
On "Artists" ~
Bitch, just because you painted/drew one good picture. That does not make you an artist!
Art is used to express oneself, whether through painting, drawing, or sculpturing. There are many ways, but when you get caught by the cops with thousands of child pornography pictures and your defence is “it’s a form of art”. That isn’t art, that’s called being a disgusting bastard.
We all listen to different music. We all have different tastes. It’s cool when we disagree, it’s even OK to joke around with it. But make sure you don’t start hating on the music or artist.
It’s alright if you take a little bit of my food. You don’t even have to ask if we’re close, but when you eat more than me. Then we have a problem.
Racism is funny in small amounts, it’s ok if you’re close with the person and you two are CLEARLY joking around. But there is a boundary between funny racism and hurtful racism. Make sure you don’t step over that line.
On bad parents~
Control your kids! Teach them right! No one wants to see a kid run through Toys R’ Us with just his underpants on. And when you get him to stop and you ask him why he’s running and screaming. And his answer is ” My mom lets me do it at home.” Bitch you have a problem. Take care of your kids! Show them love and compassion instead of not giving a tiny rat’s ass.
On Teachers' Pets~
IT’s cool if you wanna suck up to the teacher. Go ahead and help and be the goody goody two shoes. But when you freakin tell her we had hw or rat out on anyone else in the class…..well bitch is gonna die.
-one random day-
Friend: (saves kid from getting run over)
Everyone: GOOD JOB! WOW! YOU'RE A HERO! YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOURSELF!
-couple of weeks later-
Friend: (proud, arrogant tone) And then i was like, "get out of the way kid!" I jumped in front of the car saved his life!
You: ......That happened two months ago, you can stop now.
On Attention Seekers~ part II
“Guys are so shallow these days because they always go for a girl with looks. They never go for a girl with a good personality!” Bitch of course no one would go out with you when you look like you haven’t taken a shower for a month.
On Snobby Kids~
Bitch I don’t care that you go to a private school. I don’t care that you go to an Ivy League University. You look down on me because I go to a public school and I’ll look down on your grave.
I know it’s your job to educate us…but coordinating all the due dates of the projects on one day and putting four tests/exams on the same day is ridiculous.
On Being Compared To Other Kids~
“OH! Her son is sooooooo good. He’s polite and tall. He gets good grades and practices piano for sooooo many hours!” “Her daughter soooo good. She is pretty and she got accepted into a good university!” Bitch, I get the point. Go adopt them, I’ll stay at my bro’s house for the remainder of my life.
“That music is soo mainstream” ” That style of clothing is soooooooooo mainstream.” ” Eating that type of food is so mainstream.” “That TV show is so mainstream.” Bitch you know what else is mainstream? Breathing.
“NO! You study what we want, not what you want.” Bitch stop living through me and let me study the shit that i want. Just because you had a good night and some biological miracle occurred in which i was made, it doesn’t mean you get to decide my future.
On Attention Seekers~
”Oh! I never thought that he would do that to me!” “i haven’t been hurt like this before, I won’t trust another guy for soooooo long.” “Sorry, I just don’t want to be hurt again.” Bitch shut up, you’re 13.
No one’s forcing you to die at the age of 40 of lung cancer, but please stop smoking in places that will get everyone in a hospital bed for the rest of their lives breathing through an iron lung.
On impolite people~
Here let me hold the door for you sweet old lady…..sure stick up your middle finger as thanks.
On Germy bastards~
Sir, when you’re on a bus filled with people. Please cover up your nasty mouth with your elbow when you sneeze. No one wants to see the contents of your nasal cavaties flying out at 100 mph and explode on the floor.
On difficult kids~
When someone older than you or smarter tells you to to something you do it! It pissed the hell out of me this saturday when i told a kid not to play with his knife and guess what the smart ass did? hmm? fun times wasting half an hour doing first aid at 6 am in the morning. It’s not that hard to listen to instruction. Holy crap ,just listen and do what we say.
There’s one in every class. That one kid the whines about getting a low mark and about how about they’re going to get beat by there parents…for getting a 90. =_= while you are sitting, happy that you passed. They bug the hell out of me, I know we all have different standards, but when you get 95 and ask the teacher for a retest…you are just really asking to get hit.
On Spoiled kids~
=_=. We’ve all seen these kids. They get whatever they want, and when they don’t, well we all remember the kids on the ground in Toys R’ Us screaming their heads off. They whine about just a little bit of work and don’t even know how lucky they are. It just pisses the hell out of me when kids complain about getting just a sandwich for lunch, while kids around the world...
On being pissed
I’m pissed. That’s it. If I wanted to talk about it I would. If I don’t I don’t. Why is that so hard to understand? Stop asking what’s wrong and if I’m ok. Asking me what’s wrong won’t make me feel tell you. I’ll tell you when I want. You know what’s worse than that though? When they fucking start guessing. Stop...
We all have these people in our classes. You know, the namers. The people who wear North Face jackets and have True Religion jeans. The people who’s outfit costs more than our entire closet put together. They swear and smoke and bully everyone in the class. They disrupt the class and think they’re so cool. They just piss me off. Why would you wear a huge North Face jacket in the...
On Annoying Tumblr Posts
We’ve all seen these posts, the “you don’t have a heart if you don’t reblog!” or the “who wouldn’t reblog this, the heartless freaks!” =_= Sometimes, the stories and pictures are really sad and I really feel moved, then I see the “some people won’t reblog this b/c they’re afraid it’ll ruin their blog!” and i get super...
on the bus~
A thing people don’t realize, is that bus drivers have to clean up the bus when they’re finished. So it really pisses me off when people just eat/drink on the bus and throw the garbage on the floor. The morning buses in downtown are worse, people take newspapers and when they’re finished, they throw them on the ground. It’s worse on rainy days when water is everywhere and...
on the bus~
I regularly ride the bus where I live, and it’s not too, but somethings really piss me off. I hate it when people don’t give up their seats on the bus for others. It really pisses me off. seniors and really tired parents need to sit, but nope! There is always that one d-bag that hogs the seat and forces the senior to stand up. It’s really stupid how people do that. =_=”