The Ventilation Pipe

why is it so hard to get the truth now a days?

Mon, 28 May 2012 17:30:12 -0700

why is it so hard to get the truth now a days?

Holy crap! Just take the compliment!

Sun, 13 May 2012 18:52:34 -0700

Holy crap! Just take the compliment!

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

Wed, 09 May 2012 17:59:30 -0700

Q_Q I left my pencil case in my bio class, what if some grade 8 steals it? I’d lose all my awesome pens/pencils?

I don't know you...

Tue, 01 May 2012 16:59:09 -0700

SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OPEN MY PENCIL CASE AND START PLAYING WITH MY SHIT? DO YOU THERE’S THIS LITTLE THING, IT’S CALLED RESPECT BITCH! YOU DON’T SEE ME GOING TO YOUR DESK AND PLAYING WITH YOUR SHIT. WHY WOULD YOU STICK MY STICKY-NOTES ALL OVER THE WALL AND PLAY WITH MY LEAD BOX? HOLY FUCK.

So....

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:34:11 -0700

I was really pissed today. And when Stanley was telling me what we were doing in English, freaking Patrick butted into the convo and pretended like he was par tof it. Seriously man? Why the fuck would you just worm your way into other people’s conversations? I had had enough. I was holding it back, but today just wasn’t the day to fuck with me. I finally bitched at him. And it felt good

"Instead of schools having to hold bake sales to buy books, the military should sell pastries to buy weapons"

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:27:00 -0700

….what.the.fuck. yes it’s sad that the public education system is so underfunded, but do you people have any idea what would happen if the military did have to do that? well we’d probably end up as a colony of China or some shit. The military exists to provide security to out country, and although public education is seriously underfunded, taking that money out of the military budget is stupid. Yes we have peace today, but that’s because all the sane countries of the world do not want to start another war. The military exists to serve and protect the country, without it, we’d have no use for new school books.

Holy Fuck, I’m trying to organize a day that everyone can make, but all you bitches are really...

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 19:49:12 -0700

Holy Fuck, I’m trying to organize a day that everyone can make, but all you bitches are really starting to ge ton my nerves. If you can’t make it, then tell me the day we plan! Don’t fucking tell me the day before with a lame excuse. When I ask everyone for ideas on where to practice, don’t just fucking type “not my place” Holy mother of all that is holy. Do you want to get your freakin arms ripped off and shoved up your asshole? When we’re working on things in class, all you bitches are talking about other things and contributing 0 to this fucking project. If you’re not gonna do something then get the fuck out of my group. This is a group effort and I need all the help I can get to finish this, but all three of you fuckers are distracting us and giving us nothing. All three of you don’t deserve to be in my group, you uncoperative bitches. It’s one fucking line! all you have to say is “I only love my mom” Why the fuck would you not want to say that? It’s one fucking line. Son of a bitch.

Lesson of the day:

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 19:22:30 -0700

Don’t have sex, cause you’ll get pregnant and die.

I wish you’d tell me more. I wish you would stop ignoring me all the time and really talk to...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:12:21 -0700

I wish you’d tell me more. I wish you would stop ignoring me all the time and really talk to me one day. Not texting, not MSN, but in person. Face to face, just me and you and no one else.

But the chances of that happening are close to nothing. So I don’t know why I’m even typing this out. :/

On this generation~

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 16:36:58 -0700

Everyone (including myself) always blames people for all their problems. Failed a test? LET’S BLAME THE TEACHER! People dislike you? LET’S BLAME EVERYONE ELSE!!!

People need to realize that sometimes, these situations are out own fault. When you fail a test, it’s because you didn’t study, not because of the teacher. When people dislike you, it’s not because they’re always haters, sometimes it’s because you probably did something to really piss them off.

Sometimes things are other’s peoples faults, but we need to know when to blame others and ourselves.

On Bad Drivers~

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 15:50:41 -0700

One of the most important things you learn when you start driving is to pull over whenever an emergency vehicle goes by with its sirens on. It pisses me off when people continue to drive and don’t pull over. >:/ they should make way for the ambulance/fire truck/ police car so they can do their jobs. Ironic thing is, I’m pretty sure the people who get in the way of emergency vehicles complain about the slow response time.

I hate keeping all of this inside. I hate not shouting all of this. I hate not being able to tell...

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 17:59:15 -0700

I hate keeping all of this inside. I hate not shouting all of this. I hate not being able to tell anyone because they’ll think I’m a horrible person. I hate all of this.

On looks~

Fri, 30 Mar 2012 17:42:00 -0700

It really makes me sad when a girl, who is naturally pretty and cute, goes and puts make up on. I just feel depressed when this happens, they were already beautiful, and whenever I looked at them, I automatically focused on their amazing eyes, now I can only see the layers of make-up and feel my mood plummet. I’d rather someone with natural beauty, not a barbie doll.

I’m not mad, I’m just sad. :(

On my mother~

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 18:43:16 -0700

I am doing my homework! I’m trying to keep my grades up and it’d be wonderful if you would stop bitching at me about not playing piano! Stop sighing like I’m lying to you whenever I tell you i’m doing hw!

On earphones

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 20:45:02 -0700

Two earphones in: Do not fucking talk to me

One earphone in: go ahead, talk to me.

On chips~

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 17:43:18 -0700

Dear potato chip companies,

I paid money for a full bag of delicious crispy chips, not a bag of air with a few chips.

Sincerely, everyone.

Wall post: I like kids

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 18:17:52 -0700

I like kids. There I said it. But before you all start calling me a pedo, hear me out.

I don`t like kids in that way. I like kids for all the other reasons. I love playing with them, watching them take their first steps and laugh. I love to watch them grow, to hear their first words and watch them cram food into their mouths (and 90% of it everywhere else). All the little things, even their sneezes and yawns are adorable. The little smiles and giggles whenever they`re happy. The little habits they pick up as they grow up. I love everything about kids, that`s why I want ids of my own. So I can watch them grow, Hear their first words and always be there as a dad.

That`s why, whenever I get close to a girl, and I ask her, “Do you want kids in the future?” If she answers with a “Yes”. Then I feel immediately closer to her, I like her more, and I start smiling like a psychopath. But when she answers with “No.” A little alarm in the back of my head screams inside of me. What’s worse are all the stupid reasons. They don’t want kids because they’re “afraid” or that they just “hate kids” No matter how awesome their personalities are, they don’t seem as cool as they used to be.

On greetings~

Thu, 15 Mar 2012 17:58:04 -0700

I have a close friend, and he’s super cool. But he is also super annoying. Sometimes when I greet him, he’ll reply by calling me a loser and slapping me…. Calling me loser was already kind of bad enough, but slapping me really pisses me off. I really want to punch him in the face after, but I’m too nice. >:(

On Vancouver Weather~

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 16:45:02 -0700

Vancouver, I love you and all. You’re a great city and I love it here. I feel safe and the people are great. But please stop messing with me! T^T

It’s March 13, and you gave us a freaking blizzard in the morning and now it’s sunny. Please make up your mind.

On "Artists" ~

Sat, 10 Mar 2012 18:20:00 -0800

Bitch, just because you painted/drew one good picture. That does not make you an artist!